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01:29 pm: Clean Bill of Health for Moi
Yep. The doctors say I can continue to lie, cheat, steal, and be my charming self. My super hi-tech, top secret, arhythmiating, infarction-activated watchamacallit is working just fine. I've been exercising on my bike and walking two miles a day.

That thing implanted in my chest is actually not what's keeping my ticker working. Nope, it's only activated when it detects al-qaeda cells growing in my body or if my heart comes under attack or increases it's alert status.

They should place one in the London subway system.

Correction: Karl says al-qaeda cells cannot grow inside a human body. What does that smarty-pants know anyway?


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Date:July 21st, 2005 09:33 pm (UTC)
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