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June 30th, 2005

03:05 pm: "Politically Motivated" and Hot Damn Tomorrow's Payday!
We all have our motives.

George is really the only one of us here in the White House with pure motives. He does what he believes is right. You can say whatever else you want about him--he's stupid, he doesn't know how to read, he's Karl's butt boy--but his heart is pure.

Karl gets his rocks off on this mental ego trip he's on. He likes to control things. He really gets off on that. But he mostly likes to do it from behind the scenes. He doesn't want the spotlight.

Condi Rice has what I call deluded altruism.

Don Rumsfeld is a pussy. Don't get me wrong. He's my friend but he's scared shitless of losing his job. He wasn't always like that. He used to have some balls, but Congress pretty much castrated him.

And me--it's all about money. I don't give two bloody shits what the history books will say. I'll be gone by then. After money it's family--I do love my family. Everybody else can suck ass.

June 29th, 2005

06:31 pm: A Vice President Must Have Self-control
Remember last year when I told Pat Leahy to go fuck himself on the Senate floor? He said my behavior shocked him, but that I was probably just having a bad day.

Well I wasn't having a bad day. It was a good day! --not that I'm in a hurry to do something like that again.

A bunch of my so-called friends kinda did this thing to me like--did you ever watch "Stewart Saves His Family"?--I think it's called an intervention. It's where a bunch of your closest friends and family confront you about your behavior.

I mean, it made me feel really weird and creepy. Here they are telling you they love you and they're doing something to help you, but you feel like they're stabbing you in the fucking back. I never told anyone this, but I cried myself to sleep that night.

01:18 pm: Damn These Mood Swings!
That about sums it up. Leave me alone.

June 28th, 2005

04:36 pm: Where Do I Go When I "Disappear"?
I've been seeing a lot of speculation in the "press" about my so-called "mysterious disappearances".

You want to know where I go? None of your goddam business, that's where! Maybe I'm having another heart attack. Maybe I'm cloning myself. Maybe I'm wandering the streets. Maybe I have to think. Somebody in this administration has to. I didn't say that. I'll deny every word.

Anyway, call me disloyal but, I'm tired of making George look good all the time, and in case you didn't notice it's not working. Three more goddam years. I don't know if I can take it.

02:40 pm: Ok then...let's get down to business
Heheh...just kinda getting my feet wet here. This internet is quite the thing. I got Karl to show me a few things, but it takes a little getting used to.

Liberals Suck! Woohoo!

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